she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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