The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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