He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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