Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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