Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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