Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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