Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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