Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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