i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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