oh god the rape fog is back!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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