Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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