Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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