so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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