his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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