I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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