So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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