But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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