Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
birth control should be required to get into college
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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