maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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