I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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