We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Green mimosas i think yes
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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