Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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