I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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