No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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