how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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