ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
im on a boat
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