just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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