Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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