The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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