This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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