Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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