Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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