Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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