But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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