hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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