A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You ruined the universe
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
