I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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