I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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