This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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