How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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