Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Randomize
