she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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