that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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