I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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