You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he fucked my hip out of place.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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