I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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