Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I wish I only lived at night.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
My vagina just recognized that song.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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