school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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