you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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