We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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